Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Randomize
