I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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