No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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