when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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