Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
