So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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