he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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