Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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