As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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