at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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