i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
