dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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