so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
