Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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