new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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