so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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