She said her name was "party"
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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