omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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