More tranny stories later!
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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