i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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