How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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