either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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