This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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