I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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