Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Randomize
