We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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