THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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