ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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