I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Randomize
