MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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