Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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