Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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