im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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