Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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