so that wasnt chicken after all
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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