He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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