we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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