16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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