Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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