Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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