office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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