of course. lets lasso hookers.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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