Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
