About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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