I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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