if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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