I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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