I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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