I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
id be glad to
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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