lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
