Me. At least after what I've been through.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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