It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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