alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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