doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
its liver damage thursday
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