i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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